Mar
11th
He’s 29, so a little older than the ideal guy you’d want to bring in – but that makes him a full four years younger than the other free agent center they’re chasing after, John Wade. Hartwig was released by the Panthers. He started 15 games last year, and was part of a solid offensive line in Carolina before things started going south for the Panthers.
Oh, also, we need him because he and the other Texans’ linemen could trade stories about David Carr.
Another outstanding reason to sign him would be his haircut. Behold:


Mar 11, 2008 at 21:05:08
Are the Texans talking to him or are you just saying they should?
Mar 11, 2008 at 21:12:34
I’m just saying they should. I hope that was clear, I don’t want to be misleading.
Mar 11, 2008 at 23:09:47
“The Texans should give Justin Hartwig a look”
Trust me, for people that can read above 5th grade know it was clear enough.