Seriously guys, keep Johnathan Joseph’s groin squarely in your thoughts. Think about it constantly. Talk about it with your family. Name your next child “J-Jo’s groin.”

If you missed last night’s Battle Red Radio, go ahead and check out the podcast right here. It features myself and longtime friends of the site Rivers McCown and Matt Campbell, so you know – there is objectionable language. There may also be mention of a bag full of spiders and a suggested use for said bag full of spiders (hint – SPESHUL TEEMZ).